A "gay" couple in Malawi have split up because one of the partners (after being sentenced to 14 years hard labour?) decided to change his life-style and jump in bed with a female, astonishing!
Now we've heard of Bi's, (David Bowie and Lou Reed perfect examples of this particular breed) men and women who paddle in both ponds, but a male gay turning straight, well, this is sensational news (apart from the sword of damocles hanging over his head, mind you most gay men would love a stint in prison, like a child in a sweet shop lickin lolly-pops!).
The women involved in this story was so upset about hearing that this gay man was about to be incarcerated she stepped in, offered her services and boy did he like what he saw, big boobs and huge bum (a lá Afrikaans)!
It changed his life and now he's very happy acting like a "normal" human being is supposed to (gay rights activists please send your protests to the catholic church, I'm sure they'll listen to your protests, normal my butt, ouch!!).
As for his partner, "well rip your eyes out bitch" were his last words as he was seen entering prison voluntarily!