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Monday, 7 June 2010

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Let me at him!

Whether Justin's Gay or not, his tattoos aren't helping his macho image.

Recently, Bieber had a Seagull inked on his pelvis, complimenting his hip hop bone.

The family say it's tradition, they all (the family) have the beach bird embedded on the same spot.

Some say the choice of bird and placement is just so Gay and hammer's another nail in the rumours of the young star's sexuality.

This is an odd family tradition.

A reporter who snapped the Bieber tatt was given the unpleasant finger by the inked boy and parent's must be very concerned that the trend setter may lead their wholesome son's and daughter's to do the same.

Well look at the stimulation it would have on the economy!

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