Written by Bob Muppet
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Monday, 30 June 2003

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Eat my shorts Saddam

The Allies were shaken by intelligence reports suggesting that Saddam has made an audacious escape from Iraq by wearing a pair of ?Y' fronts.

?It's classical Blackadder' observed Rupert Farthing, the British Army Press Officer.

?Typical of old Johnny Foreigner to rely on cunning plots from old T.V. comedy programmes to get them out of tight spots', observed Rupert.

?Definitely below the belt', he added.?We have known for some time that Saddam had been building up a huge video library, but nobody had made the connection that he had been using the plots to make programmes of mass destruction.

Bush and Blair immediately instructed all media companies to destroy every comedy video.

?Comedy Programmes of mass destruction are no laughing matter' added the P.M., sobbing along to his Beatles Album

"I'm an all American bullet-headed-Saxon mothers son - All the children singHey Bungalow Bill - what did you kill..."

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