Paul McCartney gave such a memorable oral performance at the White House where he received the Gershwin Award, that President Obama has decided to keep him on full time as the new Court Jester.
"I am so thankful for this opportunity to serve such a great leader, and such a great all around human being," said McCartney. "He is so beautiful in every way shape and form, that I've signed over the majority of my assets and song rights to the United States Government. Not many people know this, but 'Tax Man' was not meant to be an ironic tune at all. John and I were always big supporters of the authorities."
McCartney will perform his new duties in an authentic Court Jester outfit which was shipped over night from London. President Obama seems very pleased with his new addition.
"I haven't seen him so happy since our wedding night," said the First Lady. "We just love his cute British accent, and his massages aren't bad either. His reach arounds are just to die for."