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Saturday, 5 June 2010

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Even calling them "pencil dick" would be generous.

We all know it isn't black men. Even though they are the but of jokes, it turns out that it isn't Japanese men. It also isn't tribal pygmies.

A survey of prostitutes in fifteen cities around the world reveals that it is Arabic men who have the world's smallest penises. The study, the latest conducted by Masters and Johnson, questioned over 100 women in major cities in different regions of the world. The results were the same in each of those cities: Arab men have teeny weeny weinies.

Star Barbie, a Las Vegas Call Girl, said that "I get 'em from all over the planet. Without exception, it's the sheep raping Middle Easterners who ain't packin'."

Tammy Studebaker of London agreed. "I think it has something to do with all of the goats and camels that they practice on. It must shrink their peckers or something.""

Antoinette LeJour of Paris thought that "it's probably why they are so mean and become terrorists. They are just jealous that everyone else has bigger peepees and so they want to kill them or blow them up."

Wanda Ling Ling of Hong Kong had the idea that "they can't blame it on cold and shrinkage, because it's never cold in their countries. Hell, they all hang free and loose under their robes, so they ought to be even bigger! I wonder how much smaller they'd be if they were raised in Iceland or Greenland?"

Claudia Nimbles of Johannesburg, South Africa thought that "maybe that's why they are praying so many times a day. They are all asking God for bigger Johnsons. With their activities and terrorism, I don't think he's inclined to bless them. He may even be shrinking them because of their sins and unGodly actions."

Juanita Rodriguez of Buenos Aires, Argentina said that "half the time, you can't even feel if they are in or not. I think that my pet gerbil has a bigger dick than any oil Sheik or Mullah."

Bicycle, the world's leading maker of athletic supporters (a.k.a. jock straps) issued the following statement: "We could have easily verified this survey. While we sell our signature product in all sizes throughout the world, we only ship extra smalls to the Middle East."

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