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Friday, 4 June 2010

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Obama: "Yaaaargh!!!"

President Obama has again postponed a visit Australia, which was due later this month.

The first cancellation came in March where he says the passing of Health took a long and hard push, but a priority.

Today he's blaming Oil in the Gulf of Mexico, but, secretly, I've heard, on the grape vine, he has Kangaphobia - a debilitating fear of Kangaroo's, found in large numbers across the country.

He and wife, Michelle, and daughters Malia and Sasha were to spend time in Sydney after formal, functions in Canberra, but the thought of seeing the Sydney Harbor Bridge, which is claimed the President believes to be a giant coat hanger, was another reason he tossed the visit for re-scheduling.

The first visit was meant to be back in March, the visit set for later June has now been pushed back, though without a planned date.

Watch those Kangaroo's the can be damn dangerous, I've seen one or two on Crocodile Dundee!

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