The US and the UK today announced the finding of a massive stockpile of hidden Grecian 2000, hair dying products!
Comical Ali, the funny-man of the Iraq drama, announced: "The infidels are lying - we had no Grecian 2000 stockpiles. Nobody in the Iraqi government had need for such useless American inventions. They have fabricated this evidence and will die like dogs. Peace out!"
The BBC immediately announced that the joint statement by the UK and the US was riddled with inaccuracies and have publicly stated that they hate the government.