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Thursday, 3 June 2010

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I'll have a hunky big Mac with extra mayo, extra large fries and as much coke you can pump into the cup.

Come as you are is a French advertising campaign being used by McDonald's in an attempt to lure the young gay buffed boys and parents into their stores.

Like me, if you're gay, you'll spend a life time trying to keep up with the Matthews, Lukes and Johns by have the most delicious body.

Being gay isn't all about the body, though it helps! You need to keep up appearances or your headed for ugly stick bin.

The campaign seems to make out McDonald's is totally more gay friendly than it's competitor's and the food on offer will make you a more of greater father to your gay son if you take him for a bite to eat at Macca's.

I see the darker side of the campaign.

We all know gays can be size queen's and will always choose the larger sized meals than go for the small!

The campaign is targeting the young gay generation, luring them into their fast food palaces to make little gay fatties of the future.

Strewth the menu will change next, I'll have a hunky big Mac with extra mayo, extra large fries and as much coke you can pump into the cup.

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