Written by Laserwolf
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Topics: Israel, Gaza

Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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Israeli player fires paintball gun

Israel seals another win to further strengthen it's bit to uproot record for Most Kills, held, ironically, by the Nazi Germans of '43.

The Freedom Flotilla played a different game compared to Israel: mostly defensive, and on their knees. But Israeli tactics were far superior today, and blew their opponents out of the water.
It should be added that the Flotillas were a bit sloppy in getting together their gear, and were mostly left holding flowers and candles, which just could not match the fire-power of the Israeli Uzi sub machine guns.

The victory is impressive considering Israel switched to the Uzi paintball guns just minutes before the match.

"We were a bit surprised by the much heavier weapon, and it has considerable recoil unlike other paintball guns we've used. Also, the paintballs only leave red stains on our victims, instead of multiple colors", said one player.

It was obvious the Turks were very serious competitors. Unlike conventional players who just walk off the field if they're shot, the Turks lay motionless with a glazed look in their eyes.

The opposing team has been invited to Israel for tea and scones.

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