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Wednesday, 2 June 2010

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Federal officials hope King of the World film director James Cameron can help them come up with ideas on how to stop the disastrous oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

The writer and director of the 1981 fecesburger "Piranha II: The Spawning", who, by the way, also thrust "Avatar" and "Titanic" upon us, was among a group of scientists and other experts who met Tuesday with officials from the Environmental Protection Agency and other federal agencies for a brainstorming session on stopping the massive oil leak.

The Canadian-born Cameron is considered an expert on underwater filming and remote vehicle technologies, as well as CGI graphics, employing Bill Paxton, and turning a floating turd into a $2,728,111,555 movie.

Calls for Cameron to plug up the leak with Kate Winslet's ass were ignored.

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