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Tuesday, 1 June 2010

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Fergie's looking forward to getting a few 'fringe benefits' from her new venture

Some say Fergie's debts amounts to 7 million dollars, and, after being caught ginger handed trying to cash in on her former husband Prince Andrew, Fergie is now rumored at looking for legitimate business money raising ideas.

Forgiving Prince Andrew has allowed the ginger headed rascal to remain in the Castle, even though it maybe only the dungeon, Fergie still needs money.

The idea appears to have merit, who wouldn't want a real life ginger wig grown by Fergie?

With hair growth products been alleged seen being delivered, Fergie could sell up to 2 ginger real hair wigs annually, fetching up to 2 millions dollars a year!

So if the rumors are true, I'll order one!

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