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Monday, 31 May 2010

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My profitsfromthissong will go on, and on

Her struggle to win the battle of in-vitro fertilisation has paid off with the the 42-year-old Canadian songstress now 14 weeks pregnant with twins, and she plans to find out the sex of the babies next month.

Celine says she is expecting the result to show the babies will be human and either twin boys, girls or one of each.

The names, so I have heard, have already been chosen. The fact that Titanic is nit gender bias Celine can call the twins Titanic One and Two.

This may nudge the producers of the high grossing box office hit "Titanic" to come up with a sequel and hopes of extra pocket money, a few million, for a song or two for the sound track.

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