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Sunday, 30 May 2010

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Neither Tom Cruise, nor dead.

Tom Cruise has laughed off false reports that he died in a plumbing accident, he's alive and well.

Rumours began spreading across the internet saying Tom "Couch Jumping" Cruise passed away following a bizarre plumbing mishap while in New Zealand.

It's a bit of fun and Tom is reportedly taking the hoax in good humour, and is said to be amused by the odd manner in which he was 'killed'.

When asked if he could confirm if he alive he said "No, I'm not. I'm a hologram! I'm really alive."

Did the internet get it wrong again? Oh well, you'll have to send the message out the science used in the technology of the reporting of this article is wrong.

Online pranksters have targeted Britney Spears, Jeff Goldblum, Kanye West, George Clooney and Matt Damon in death claims.

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