Written by Knowles
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Topics: Dinosaurs, Free

Thursday, 27 May 2010

Hey want to own your very own brontosaurus? Jesus, this thing is larger than life, but if you want it it'll cost you more than an arm and a leg to carry it away!

The National Showcave Centre for Wales, near Swansea, has a huge-mungus problem - they need to give away, free of charge - a huge model brontosaurus to anyone mad enough whose willing to take it off it's heavy shoulders.

This massive long-necked reptile has become an unwanted weight at Europe's biggest dinosaur park, who claim they have run out of space.

It's not something for the dressing table or the kids to play with in the backyard, as the brontosaurus weighs in at two-and-half-tonnes.

Maybe an ideal present for the in-laws or someone you really can't stand.

Or imagine their face when they open the front door to see your free gift of a house-sized behemoth which is 30 foot long and stands 20 feet tall, yours free - reduced from 60 thousand dollars.

The clearance is to make room for the centre to bring in a new model spinosaurus which looks like a T-Rex with a terrifying sail on its back.

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