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Wednesday, 26 May 2010

The Argentine coach Diego Maradona has laid out his plans for a successful modeling career. He recently promised in a radio interview that he will run naked through the center of Buenos Aires if Argentina wins the Soccer World Cup.

If Argentina ends up winning, Maradona will make a controversial yet memorable entry into the glamorous world of modeling. It will be one of those rare moments where whole world will be watching a model's launch. Industry experts feel that it could be a huge boost for his career: From modeling assignments to late night Viagra infomercials and porn movies with soccer moms.

In case Argentina fails to win the World Cup, Maradona will continue as the team's coach and postpone his exciting career launch until Argentina wins another tournament. It will not provide him with a launch pad as exciting as the World Cup but will still catapult him to stardom. After all, this is the most eagerly awaited moment for all his fans worldwide.

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