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Wednesday, 26 May 2010

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Diplomatic Hilary offers the South Koreans some sound advice: "blow the bastards away!"

South Korea have been given some sound diplomatic advice by Hilary Clinton, "nuke North Korea off of the planet!"

Arriving in Seoul in Obamas jet, Hilary was in no mood for "peeing" around with those "slit-eyed" morons north of the border and after some deep discussions told the South Korean President to blow that bastard Kim Jong and his cohorts away, with impunity!

North Korea in the interim had one of their spies at the table and he sent the following message to Kim-jong-Il:

"They are after your balls and if we don't react they'll get em!"

Kim-Jong promptly sethered all relations with the outside world, told his people to run for cover if possible, while Kim himself booked a flight to his private Caribbean Island disguised as a Rastafari priest, dreadlocks an all.

Hopefully the threat of blowing North Korea away will now open the door for unification of the Korean peninsular and put an end to hostilities.

If unification is achieved President Obama will surely be in line for the Nobel Peace Prize once again and as for Hilary, well, who knows, maybe the Nobel Diplomacy Prize!

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