Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Health, Alcohol, drinking

Monday, 24 May 2010

image for Getting 'pissed" on Guinness is good for you!
Not quite Guiness but just as healthy as long as your not French, wee, wee!

Guinness is good for you and that's a fact, after being tested on dogs. It's been proven that those given Guinness were far more healthier than those given lager, albeit, the Guinness dogs couldn't walk straight and became obese!

Guinness owners are actually contemplating re-issuing their advertising campaign from the sixties depicting smiley, healthy pints of Guinness with the quote, "Guinness is good for you". Unfortunately the European parliament decided to ban the idea because Guinness is an Irish product claiming healthy living and everybody knows that nothing the Irish do is healthy.

I.E. Boozing constantly, eating soda bread, allowing their Catholic priests to play with little boys and shooting protestants, etc.

Guinness are quite disappointed at the reaction of the Europeans and feel the French (remember handy Henry!) have once again destroyed any attempt that Ireland become accepted as world players in either football or the W.H.O (world health organisation)!

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