Written by Knowles
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Topics: Gay, Madonna

Friday, 21 May 2010

Madonna is spittin' chips over the Malawian Court sentence of a Gay couple to 14 years of hard labor after they were convicted on charges of gross indecency and unnatural acts.

Madonna's head is blowing steam saying she is shocked and saddened by the by the decision of the court sentencing, (what she says is), two innocent men to prison.

What makes it worse for the Diva is that it is the African nation from which she adopted two of her children - David and Mercy......that's really a kick in the guts!

Tiwonge Chimbalanga, 20, and Steven Monjeza, 26, were convicted of gross indecency and unnatural acts after they held an engagement ceremony. They were sentenced to the maximum penalty - 14 years hard labor in jail.

The...I don't hold back, sometime's bitch... says it's a matter of principle, she says she believes in equal rights for all people, no matter what their gender, race, color, religion, or sexual orientation.

Meanwhile, stop everything, the White House with Robert Gibbs, press secretary for President Barack Obama, releasing a statement saying the U.S. "strongly condemns the conviction and harsh sentencing."

But wait, there's more....the Commonwealth office in Britain say they were "deeply dismayed" by the decision to jail the couple.

But one can't help feel a little cynical. All these words will be little weapons against a country determined to feel being gay is unnatural.

Look if something is done, it'll be backdoor.....no pun intended....and the country will no doubt ask for something huge in return for over turning the decision, if they feel like a chook or two!

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