Written by Rob Cotton

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Topics: Jesus, fraternity

Thursday, 20 May 2010

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In the most astounding of discoveries, Jesus H. Christ of the Nazareth State Magi, was indeed a legend in his time. At college that is.

A recent discovery has led to the translation of an ancient journal of one of Jesus' classmates who cite his as one of the greatest party-goers of all time.

Utilizing his transubstantiation abilities, he not only transformed water into wine (bypassing any sort of secondary buying or fake IDs), but also fashioned hors d'oeuvres out of his own flesh and blood.

"He was a totally badass," says the anonymous source. "He did like three keg stands, changed the water into Smirnoff, and all the while, ol' Petey continued to doubt him."

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