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Sunday, 16 May 2010

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Obama the humanitarian to get the "Nobel Peace" prize again as the US finance Israeli rockets to bomb Palestinia!

President Obama is desperate for congress to pass legislation so he can "fly" on with his plans to finance a brand new Israeli rocket defence system.

Palestinians have also asked the US to finance theirs, but they refused on the grounds that there are many more mega-rich Jews running US politics and Palestinians are all terrorists.

Obama did actually offer the Palestinians a compromise, they would be willing to build concrete bunkers for Palestinians to run and hide in whilst the Israeli's are bombing the shit out of them.

Obama thought this was a great humane gesture and has already been recommended for next years Nobel peace prize once again.

Israel are over the moon about the news and cannot wait to get at the "Hamas" bastards with their brand new jet fighters (and slaughter a couple of Palestinian civilian 'Untermenschen' on the way).

Israeli "Luftwaffe/Rocket" Commandant, Rabi Goering-Goebbels, gave the following statement:

"Blitzkrieg, death to the Arab scum, Sieg Heil and Dank Gott (thank God) for Obama, see you all at the 'Wailing wall'!

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