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Sunday, 16 May 2010

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Reille Hunter/John Edwards Sex Tape as Seen in WH at "Wednesday Night at the Movies!"

Reille Hunter, the woman with the camera whose nude video sexcapade with former Democratic Presidential Candidate John Edwards was taken showing the moment of conception of their love child, has been reportedly hired by the Obama Media Empire.

The video, voted best amateur movie of a white male with a small penis and a large ego, supplanted the "Rocky Mountain Horror Picture Show' in gay theaters in San Francisco this past February as most demanded 'film short."

Rumours also abound that Obama became enchanted with Reille after screening the sex tape at "Wednesday Night at the Movies' a white house feature brought in by Michelle. Aides said Michelle was out of town when the President screened the action, and went through 4 boxes of buttered popcorn and a box of Kleenex during the clip which was shown at least 12 times.

Obama, on TV all day, all the time, has taken his rhetoric and teleprompters to the next level as his growing media empire has now taken to the airwaves with it's own blog, "West Wing Week', thereby bypassing all of the nation's main stream media.

Critics say it's the next step for the President prior to him taking over, or forming his own TV channel, in a mass media campaign where it is said he will be forming an alliance with Billionairess Media Diva Oprah to control the political minds of millions of adoring "American Idol' fans.

Hunter, who gained access to Edwards during his presidential campaign by getting hired on as a 'videographer' has been known to be very persuasive in getting 'just the right shot' and was hired despite protests from Michelle Obama, who was already 'highly pissed' about Barry's future TV plans with Oprah.

According to an inside source, while Reille was granted unprecedented access to Barry Shooting Hoops, swimming laps, picking his best photos to be hung in the White House, relaxing with his feet up on the Resolution Desk, telling Gordon Brown jokes and laughing over 'jewish banker stories' with Rev. Jesse Jackson, Michelle refused to be photographed by Reille in her victory garden, cutting off the sleeves of all her designer dresses, or even having her hair straightened and super glued.

Aides close to the President are said to be concerned that Barry and Reille seem to be 'getting really close', and Obama has insisted the Amateur Porn Star accompany him on ALL his fund raising trips which causes him to be away from home 6 days out of the week.

Reille on the other hand, has been unavailable for any interviews since she appeared 'semi-naked' in a gaping starched white shirt from Brooks Brothers
said to be from John, during her recent GQ photo shoot.

Friends of Reille said she has made it known that she would love to have another child, and hope this time it would be 'not quite as pasty as John's' referring to Edward's skin tone which has been likened to 'sticky day old grits' by his estranged wife.

Allegedly the secret service has given Reille the code name "Bad Kitty", while Michelle has been overheard talking to her Mexican gardner and calling her
"that F******g C*****!"

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