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Topics: Gay, Australia, Melbourne

Sunday, 16 May 2010

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G'gay mate!

Australia - Melbourne's International Day Against Homophobia Equal Love rally wasn't the place for Seaman, the lonely - one - old man - anti-gay activist with anti-gay sign in hand.

The activist found that he was an unwelcome attraction as the 1000 plus strong Gay and Proud crowd just didn't feel he belonged at a Gay Love Rally - which to me seems to make a hell of a lot of sense.

So, as you would expect, some of the cute crowd approached the brave sole campaigner, ripping a placard from the wrinkled man's hands.

His name is Kevin Seaman which brings to mind many a joke, though I won't participate in any anti-heterosexual behaviour!

As he gayfully ran through the crowd - attendee's became more annoyed and increasingly a little upset.

Well, they had a right to feel upset - and decided to rip, stomp and curse the sign he clutched so tightly which read "Jesus loves homosexuals but disapproves of their lifestyle" before throwing it in the bin, well done.

Mr Seaman said he does love homosexuals, (now that's an honest man), but not their lifestyles, he said the institution of marriage means a relationship between a man and a woman.

Mr Seaman says, "once God has defined something, he does not change it," so would that not be true of Homosexuals, as we (Gay's) are human......we have been defined by God....what's there to argue?

God loves Heterosexuals, but does he approve of their lifestyles? I would think not in most cases Mr. Seaman.

I chuckle, as it would be fair to say it's the first Gay Rally where Seaman really was unwanted!

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