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Topics: Fashion, Bombs

Friday, 14 May 2010

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This year fashion protects.

Four of Paris's most renowned fashion houses are previewing designs reflecting the dangerous world that we live in today. Each couture house has added its own interpretations for their upcoming fall collections based on the bomb or blast suit look now heavely used by military personal for protection in diffusing IUDs and featured in the recent movie the "Hurt Locker."

In the Spring pre-season preview the Demon suit look as it is known -- due to the number of people who are killed in the suit -- is interpreted in high fashion fabrics with a almost serene sense of science fiction style. Several models even include blast proof fabrics for stepping out in an uncertain environment.

It is expected that the 'demon' look will be a hot seller when officially introduced to the fashion conscious urbane young woman for strolling in busy (but uncertain) downtown plazas. You never know.

This year's fashion message from the Paris salons - "Look Good, Be Safe"

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