Spoof Supremo, Monkey Woods, residing in Bangkok, has disappeared without trace and other Spoof writers are desperately waiting for a sign of life!
Bangkok is in the middle of a political revolution and Monkey was caught up in the middle of it on a branch.
The last the Spoof heard of Monkey was that he was "legging it" out of town with his tooth brush, laptop and passport under his arm hoping to hitch a ride on a passing buffalo on its way to the paddy fields and hopefully, safety.
Monkey is a prolific writer and founder of the infamous, anagram thread on the Spoof discussion forum which, has driven many an already insane Spoofer to total and utter madness.
Monkey, if you are still on-line and alive please send a smoke signal via the back of your buffalo letting the Spoof know that you are safe and well!
As for the idiots fighting in Bangkok, please avoid red-light district, I've just booked my tickets for a cheap and nasty holiday there!