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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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Beaver Queen, Miss England

The reigning Miss England and fellow beauty pageant contestants tried to show that "less is more" on Thursday by posing in sportswear instead of stereotypical swimwear.

Miss England, Lance Corporal Katrina Hodge, and others, have rejected the traditional Swimwear round in favour of a "Stark Naked" round.

"The reason is, in a world of size zero models it's not a particularly good image to give out to girls that you've got to be stick thin.

"We want to promote that Miss England is more of a real woman, a realistic role model. So, to avoid the 'wondering and lusting' we've decided to show everyone what they're missing."

In addition to the complete nakedness the Misses World are to add rounds including "Miss Loveliest Tits" and "Miss Baldest Beaver."

Corporal Hodge added, "Having done Miss England two years in a row myself I met girls who were all dieting and worrying about the bikini round and I just thought it's not the bikini, because my tits and shaven haven should win the title, no questions asked."

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