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Thursday, 13 May 2010

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I hope this isn't a glory hole for other universes

The Herschel Telescope has discovered what appears to be a giant eyeball peering through the hole in space.

The discovery was made around 9:52 EST and has the scientific community baffled.

"From our estimates, we believe the eyeball to be around 6 times the size of Earth, blue coloration and slightly blood shot," said NASA Administrator Charles Bolden Jr.

"We are unclear if this is just a planet that looks like an eye or part of an unfathomably large body," Bolden added.

For now, the scientific community has dubbed the famous eyeball, Cyclops and will continue to review and study the footage before releasing to the public.

One thing is crystal clear. The Herschel Telescope should be destroyed immediately so it can no longer scare the shit out of earthlings with it's discoveries.

Ignorance is bliss.

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