London, England - Queen Elizabeth II was in a cheerful mood last night, after her meeting with the new Prime Minister, David Cameron. The queen has met with every incoming PM since Sir Winston Churchill. The cordial meeting is an opportunity for the queen to both meet and to get stoned with her new Prime Minister. It is a royal custom that goes back to when Queen Victoria smoked a few joints with Gladstone.
David Cameron's eyes almost popped out of his head when he saw Queen Elizabeth in her sitting room at Windsor Palace. The queen was puffing on a bong, and she seemed quite pleased with herself.
"That's the exact look Winston gave me when we first met!" laughed the queen to Mr. Cameron. A belly laugh exploded from her mouth, and she exhaled a great cloud of gray smoke. "I'm human, like everyone else, and I enjoy a good smoke now and then. Come smoke with me!" she said to the astonished PM.
The queen tossed back her gray head and took another deep hit from the bong. The weed they smoked was extremely strong, and came directly from the Buckingham Palace gardens.
"I'll never forget the look on Dame Margaret Thatcher's face when we first got stoned together. She actually fainted!" said the queen. "I blew smoke in her face, and she fainted again!" laughed the queen as she reminisced about the past.
She handed the bong to David Cameron, and he inhaled deeply. His eyes began turning red, almost as red as his fat face.
"See, it's good for you! Too bad Princess Diana never smoked, she'd probably still be alive." said the queen.
"Well, I'm bored now, go away." said the queen. "Good luck with the new job, and all that tommyrot." she laughed.
David Cameron got up to leave, but couldn't find the door.
"Oh, the door is behind you!" laughed the queen. "Bong hits for Churchill!" she yelled to Mr. Cameron as he stumbled out the door.