Spoof "Nutters" (readers and writers) have welcomed the news that their "nutty" habits are actually contributing to their health!
In fact being a "Nutter" supposedly reduces cholesterol levels in the blood.
Spoof expert,and very cracked NUT, Jaggedone, sent one of his intrepid CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporters, Almond Cracked-Nuts, along to Spoof headquarters to find out if there is any truth in this story, here his report:
"Super Spoofers, Skoob99, Abel Rodriquez and Colonel Juan are all totally 'nuts' and divulged to the world that being total 'Nutters' certainly keeps them healthy, it keeps their cholesterol levels down and down at the 'Spoof Funny Nut Farm' they're full of Nut-Cases anyway!"
As for the Spoof readers, super CIA reporter, Almond Cracked-Nuts also interviewed several incurable "Nutty Nutters" who read the Spoof satire daily and they gave the following answer:
"Yeah definitely like, our f*****g cholesterol levels has dropped ever since we discovered the Spoof like, we've became totally loony though, but who gives a shit as long as our cholesterol is in order, nutcases yeah yeah!"
There you have it, being a total "Nutter" is healthy and prolongs your life so keep on tuning in to the home of the real "Nutters": TheSpoof.com!