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Sunday, 9 May 2010

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Lohan said she knows of a way to reduce violence in the Middle East and terrorism around the world. She proposes that Middle Eastern people change their social system to balance out instinctual aggression.

Women should govern most of society because they have a low level of testosterone which produces violent aggression. By law women should work as police officers, Judges, Lawyers, prison guards in men and women's prisons, school teachers, scientist and nurses. Men should only work as labors so they can exhaust their testosterone levels.

Then, elderly men who are over the age of 65 and are proven to have low levels of testosterone would be allowed to become politicians and law makers. No woman will be allowed to hold a position of politician or law maker to create a balance between men and women in the power structure of society.

This produces a gently society that allows for progress so children can live free of violence and poverty. Progress can be made similar to that progress in the future 7 million years from now where people are more social cooperative. This will create better relationships with foreign countries because it reduces the probability of terrorist groups by removing men that have large amounts of testosterone from the power structure; coupled with a law that makes it illegal to own guns in the public. This has worked for the British and it has reduced violent crime in Britain.

Each man would be allowed to have four young wives and five old wives that are over menopause and can't have children. This prevents women from being attacked in society and prevents old women who have lost their husbands from living lonely and helpless lives. International genocide laws also allow men to have more than one wife because it does not prevent births within a class of people as defined by genocide laws. When the Nazi's separated Jewish men and women it was to prevent them from having children. This restriction of procreation was vital to the Nazi's in order to exterminate every possible race they could possible dominate.

No religion except Islam will be allowed in Muslim society to prevent religious wars within a country. It also prevents hostilities against religions of foreign countries because religious wars that do not exist within Muslim countries can't be carried out of Muslim countries into foreign countries. For example, it would prevent religious terrorist from blowing up foreign churches because they would have been the same as the churches who might be have been at war within Muslim countries.

Also, the elderly men who are lawmakers would be allowed to change the religious laws to improve and modernize the Islamic religion using the concept of the Koran that "God gave man his own will" and this will would disregard violent verses in the Koran which were meant for ancient times. This also goes with the concept that God is a being of forgiveness. Violence is only reserved for self defense. For example, if a person is being violently attacked and bludgeoned to death, it's the laws in all foreign countries around the world that he or she is entitled to defend themselves. Self defense is the basic law of every constitution and is not out of the norm for Islam. For example, if a person is being stabbed to death by a criminal, that person has the legal right to hold up her hands to deflect the knife stabbing.

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