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Saturday, 8 May 2010

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AUSTRALIA - The Prime Minister Big Kev and his right hand Stevie Conroy have decided Australia should have the first total ban on anything naughty anywhere.

"We must protect the Australian people from anything that I or my mate think is a little bit dodgy"
They are to pass a bill that will only allow particular websites through to ISP's.

For example, no sex of any type, amongst any species, including insects, bacteria, sea life definitely NO MAMMALS,

"And anything that says anything about Me!!" added Big Kev

"And me too" shouted Stevie

"Or our friends"

Big Kev claims it will create jobs

"Already the National gallery has employed 10 full time workers to cut out and paint little black cardboard squares for all those rude paintings"giggled Big Kev raising a hand to his mouth and giving Stevie a little nudge in the ribs.

"Yeah that's right and all the sculpture has to have nappies or felt fig leaves applied!" giggled Stevie.
"And I am get to pixelate all those rudey peenies on the internet!!"

The two plan to arrest Anne Geddes when she next tours Australia

"Because she takes all those pedophilly pictures of naked little kiddy widdies!!!"

"Yeah that's right Big Kev, and besides we don't want people to see other peoples pee pee's and wiggly bits"

"Or boobies "added Big Kev

"And we get to choose what you watch in your homes cause we know best!! nyah nyah nyah"

With that they both fell to the ground laughing, squealing and slapping each other.

Archbishop Smell entered the room and bent over and the two began kissing his ring profusely.Wiping the saliva off his ring with a frilled handkerchief the archbishop added "They are good boy's both Big Kev and Stevie were my favorite alter boys, the boy's were just doing God's work for the good of the people.Besides Australians love Disney, it's American, wholesome, and mostly white."

Archbishop Smell said they were beginning on Saturday night at his rectory and the three of them were going to begin their 'Crusade of Cleansing' by burning some incense and watching some movies that might be too rude for anyone else to view but Pope Ratzinurberger had recommended.

Lance D Boyle

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