Whilst everybody is all too painfully aware, Iceland is without doubt responsible for the volcanic eruption which resulted in the grounding of air traffic in northern Europe, but not too many realise that, in fact, Iceland is ultimately responsible for everything.
You name it, Iceland is responsible.
So claims noted conspiracy theorist Click DeButton of Gosport University.
"It's true," he told us. "Aids, swine flu, the red shirts in Thailand, the global financial meltdown, the Greek riots, both World Wars, Al Qaeda, Bin Laden, childhood obesity, the bubonic plague, the Third Reich, climate change and killer baby buggies. Iceland is behind it all."
Magnus Magmassun, an Icelandic born vulcanologist based in London, was amazed by the claims put by Click DeButton. He protested:
"This is obviously a crazy person. He blames Iceland for just about everything! He is a nut! What does he think we are? The Illuminati or something? He has bats in the belfry. The lights are on but there is nobody home. The furniture is all in the wrong rooms. This man is as daft as a blinking brush!"
"Ha!" said Click DeButton. "If that's not an admission of guilt, I'd like to know what is!"
All of which left this reporter somewhat Incredulous!
More as we (Ha!) get it.