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Wednesday, 5 May 2010

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Needing three confirmed miracles to become a saint, a group of 1960's hippies and ex-hippies have sworn that Pope John Paul II helped them levitate the Pentagon in 1969.

"He wasn't a pope then but a Polish priest", stated one old-timer, still sucking on a reefer.

Others report that they were all there in Washington that day to protest the Vietnam War and that they had peacefully gathered around the Pentagon to meditate.

"Our leaders were Jerry Reuben and Abbie Hoffman and we all began with this humming sound", stated Sally Flowermanure.

Five of the former group that had sworn that the future pope had been with them, stated that the priest had everyone slowly lift their hands into the air and the Pentagon lifted two feet off the ground, turned a bit, then sat back down.

"Wow! It was so cool", stated Flowermanure. "But they billy-clubbed us and gassed us so we ran away before anything else could happen."

All five agreed that it was a genuine miracle.

Also, that back in those days, miracles were plentiful and colorful.

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