Written by William Marler
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Topics: Racism

Friday, 30 April 2010

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Hussein is a Muslim extremist

Outraged political powers around the globe are calling upon microblogging service provider Twitter to close the account of an African American who's sporting several derogatory and libelous messages aimed at them.

John Prescott, a man of notable power in England, was referred to as "that stupid Labour MP who needed to quit politics long before the 2010 general election." With the author adding "is this really the cream of your crop Wales? The man is an ugly fat cun". Sadly, we're unable to piece together exactly what the last part of his comment is supposed to say as Twitter limits its users' comments to only 160 characters.

Now identified as Barack Hussein Obama II, Grimsby lawyers are hoping to take the case to court and have the suspected terrorist supporter Obama prosecuted.

After learning that his tweets had hit the news, Muslim extremist Obama sent yet another tweet attacking News Corp. "That pug faced mongrel Murdoch needs to roll over and die before I contact my boys and get the job done myself."

Murdock quickly tweeted in response "at least im not black u cotton picking job dodger" [sic].

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