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Tuesday, 27 April 2010

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Robert Pattinson commented on Dawn, that is Dawn French, after she was photographed returning from a Caribbean holiday on a Jumbo Jet. "Dawn looks bigger than ever" said Pattinson "She looks like she could be mistaken for the biggest Sumo Wrestler there has ever been".

Pattinson also commented on the Volcanic Dust Cloud, that had been reported as covering the entire UK, as news has now come out that there was no dark cloud over the UK, and there was no need to ground all Aircraft.

This once again highlights the power of Media news broadcasts as by continually giving reports that there was a dark cloud over the entire British Isles, they had everybody convinced it was true. Aerial photographs that were taken at the time show there was never at any time a dark cloud over the UK, it had dispersed on route from Iceland long before it got near the UK.

Like thousands of other people Pattinson's travel plans were interrupted because of disruption that should never have happened.

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