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Sunday, 25 April 2010

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Las Vegas, Nevada - Jesus Christ appeared at the Central Christian Church in Las Vegas, Nevada to denounce feminist to a large group of practitioners who attended the Sunday Ceremony.

After showing up anonymously to the Sunday ceremony, he held the ceremony and urged Christian women around the world to organize and fight against feminism because feminism supports female homosexuality and the destruction of the female society.

Jesus said, "Female homosexuality is a painful experience that destroys the minds and lives of Christianity's daughters and the feminist enjoy supporting it."

Jesus said that feminist are guilty of engaging in segregation when they separate women and men from each other with hate speech against men on behalf of a female society which they profess they represent.

Christ said that females have a hard time finding a male partner to procreate with and feminism makes that struggle much harder, harming the natural existence of millions of women around the world, each year.

Jesus also condoned the Catholic Pope for not doing enough to prevent female homosexuality. Christ accused the Catholic church of homosexual genocide by keeping nuns in convents because the bodies of the nuns go through biological urges to breed in an attempt to keep their species alive.

Jesus took it further by condoning prison officials for promoting painful, female homosexuality in women's prisons when females are denied special cells where they can live with men that they marry and who are willing to live with them in confinement.

A devote feminist interviewed in disguise and known as "Jane Doe", said that the purpose of feminism is to scare men away from women so feminist can have access to more men. As explained by Jane Doe, this can only be done by chastising men and leaving thousands of female competitors in a homosexual lifestyle. Jane Doe said, "All women need men and feminist are a cut-throat society of elite women"

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