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Saturday, 21 June 2003

Cereal favourite, Weetabix, is said to be launched within the next few months in a new variety: "Weetabix Ultra". This 'enhanced' version of the cereal is said to include small chunks of popular erectile tissue encourager, Viagra.

Spokesman, Dave Harley said: "When we say that Weetabix gets you up in the morning, we really want you to feel it!"

"We think it's gonna be a huge success. Little broken-up bits of the pills are just gonna be stuck in there like the marshmellow bits in 'Lucky Charms'. But we must stress, this is all a work-in-progress, we haven't done enough tests yet to see if it's viable."

Well, I'm certainly looking forward to a bit of wheat-based Morning Glory. Lovely.

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