Written by Jaggedone
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Topics: Women, Earthquake

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

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Not shown in Iran otherwise they'd be Tsunamis, earthquakes, tornado's and "stormy wet dreams"

A loony Iranian Cleric has accused young promiscuous Iranian females for causing earthquakes in Iran!

The slightly disturbed cleric named, Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi (says it all actually) claims that when Iranian women show their hairy, unshaven armpits in public it drives young male Iranians crazy, they all masturbate and cause the earth to tremble!

He demands that all hairy women should be covered and that young Iranians should follow Allah more closely and stop wanking after dark!

Seismologists have predicted that a massive earthquake will shortly be hitting Teheran and all young Iranian women (excluding 80 year-old Iranian hags) are being forced to cover up, go to the hairdressers and have their armpits shaved.

As for the young male Iranians, they have been told Allah will punish anybody caught wanking after the night curfew (earthquakes mainly occur at night) by chopping their left hands off?

As for the "nutty" Iranian cleric, well, he's a total wanker in my opinion!

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