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Tuesday, 20 April 2010

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have a cloud hanging over their heads and are unable to travel at present. The Cloud of Volcanic ash from Iceland, has caused the cancellation of all airports in England, at present and this has stopped them from travelling just like everybody else.

As well as the volcanic dust cloud that already covers the UK, the latest news is that another large cloud is on its way from Iceland, as the Volcano, shows no sign of stopping to spew volcanic dust into the atmosphere.

Some flights are due to restart later today in other parts of Europe, but disruption is set to continue until the Volcano settles down and stops completely.

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