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Topics: Susan Boyle, Iceland

Monday, 19 April 2010

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Iceland residents fleeing to avoid the visit of The Red Scarf Brigade

The Red Scarf Brigade - the Subo Fanatics extraordinnaire, are said to making plans to visit Iceland. They just can't seem to accept that there is more to talk about in the world than THEIR crazy shenanigans.

Their Spokesman, Canadian Bob, said they are emailing each other regularly in order to get this 'trip' pulled together.

They really don't have a clue what is actually going on in Iceland but they go where the news is.

It's hoped that they understand how hot a volcano is and that they don't try to take any red plastic scarves to Iceland to give out to the unfortunate residents. Extreme heat and plastic just don't make for a good combo.

Spokesman, Canadian Bob, said they will be taking fresh water and bibles with them in order to make Iceland a much better, Christian place to live.

They believe that the Icelanders brought down the wrath of God causing the volcano to erupt.

In order to cheer up the Icelandic residents, the Red Scarf Brigade are taking over 2,000 of Susan Boyles first C.D.

One of their dedicated fansite members has been collecting those C.D.s that have been left unsold, and feels this is a cause worthy of the donation of a small portion of his C.D. collection.

One of the fans has a husband with a private jet that is able to fly under the radar, or under the ash.

The date of the trip is being kept secret but will be announced in time for t.v. crews to fly to Iceland in order to cover this 'Charitable Visit'.

T.V. Crews have been warned NOT to wear red plastic scarves if they find they are anywhere near the volcano.

Some Icelanders, who have already heard about The Red Scarf Brigade, and what they get up to on their travels are said to be trying to 'get out of Iceland by any means possible before the 'invasion'.

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