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Monday, 19 April 2010

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The first busload arrives at Bilbao

The Prime Minister today expressed his concern regarding levels of immigration from the sub continent as a result of the Icelandic volcano eruption crisis.

It is reported that up to 100,000 immigrants a day are unable to land in this country during the ban on flights to British airports.

To resolve the matter Mr Brown has chartered flights from Pakistan to Spain where the plane loads of legal and illegal immigrants will be met by fleets of coaches to transport them to Spanish ports. Mr Brown has ordered the deployment of HMS Arc Royal, HMS Albion and HMS Ocean to these Spanish ports in order to sail the immigrants to Britain without delay.

When asked what he is doing to repatriate British holiday makers stranded abroad, Mr brown snapped " Sod em, I can't be sure they will vote for me while this lot definitely will."

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