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Topics: Twilight, volcano

Monday, 19 April 2010

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart have been following the story of the Black Volcanic Ash Cloud from the volcano eruption in Iceland, and are particularly interested in reports that the Black Cloud could blackout Europe giving us constant Twilight.

Pattinson said today "I would like to see what it would be like to have constant Twilight it could be very interesting".

If we had a total blackout with this cloud it might also put and end to air travel.

In June 1908, we had the complete reverse of this situation when the whole of Europe, had constant daylight for weeks after the Great Siberian Explosion, which was caused by something possibly a meteorite, or a comet, hitting the earth in Siberia. The Explosion was believed to be 1000 times more powerful than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

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