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Monday, 19 April 2010

image for Emergency Volcanic Eruptions at 10 Downing Street!
The only things that are flying are flying saucers!!

War Cabinet Rooms, LONDON: Gordon Brown has been holding crisis talks at emergency Cobra Meetings in Downing Street. The Country has been put on a war footing against Volcanic dust clouds.

With the Department for Transport and the Secretary of State working round the clock for five days before they could organise a European Conference Call with the ministers of transport, the speed of the response was death defying.

Governments, airports and airlines, and airframe and aero engine manufacturers are all trying to get a better understanding of the effects of the ash cloud and to seek bespoke solutions.

Using a 'bespoke solution' system that's based on a theoretical contextual model of safety, instead of taking a decision based on facts and risk assessment, safety being the most important consideration.

Hour by hour, theoretical satellite imagery has been used in the War Cabinet Rooms as Gordon Brown and his Ministers support the decision to close airspace, based on theoretical risk assessment.

The context of safety being the most important, Gordon Browns COBRA meetings have been held in crisis conditions.

Hour by hour the reports come in. British Airways test flight report is being monitored on a high level national security telephone line.

Everybody is monitoring and looking at the skies. The Volcanic dust is being scattered all over Britain. No stone will be left unturned to resolve this Volcanic Crisis!!

In the COBRA Meetings themselves, Gordon Brown, has continued in his normal work man like style;

"Why the b****y hell should I go on that TV debate any more, at least here in the Bunker (War Cabinet Rooms) I can watch Hitler's Last Days in Fuerher Bunker DVD in peace!"

At that Gordon Brown threw his cup of tea at the wall and the remains scattered to the floor where other odd bits and pieces of laptops, vases, telephones, etc had accumulated, as nobody was brave enough to clear them up.

"Sod this election. Can't I call a state of Volcanic Ash Emergency, so that I can assume total control of what is left of this part of the Federal State of Europe?"

Surrounding Gordon Brown, was his inner circle of sycophants, hoping that Brown would go mad just like the Fuehrer did in Germany, so that they could grap the power!

As Brown slinks in his Bunker, the last days of the thousand year Socialist Reich, that Tony Bliar and Gordon Brown had envisaged could be coming to an end!!

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