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Monday, 19 April 2010

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is getting ready for the Volcanic Ash Cloud heading for America by getting a gas mask to protect him from any pollution from the volcanic ash dust.

Schwarzenegger is considering issuing the entire population of California, with the same equipment claiming that it may be necessary for health reasons.

Lady Gaga has already been seen wearing a gas mask which is the latest addition to her way out headgear which has already included a telephone hat, and a hat like a lobster.

American Airspace could be shut down from 6.00pm tonight starting in the East Coast where the cloud will reach first.

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