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Topics: Earthquake, volcano, LHC

Sunday, 18 April 2010

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A member of staff working with The Large Hadron Collider, has turned Whistleblower, and advised that he overheard a conversation with two senior executives that he was not supposed to hear.

The Informer claims that the two executives, were looking at data collected which shows that the Hadron Collider, is producing invisible waves of energy, that are going through the earth and are the probable cause of the dramatic increase in earthquakes and volcano activity.

Since starting up the Hadron Collider, the number of reported earthquake incidents has more than doubled. Is this machine causing this dramatic increase are we messing with something we should leave alone.

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