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Sunday, 18 April 2010

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The green giant's home

The Sea of Japan: Disoriented from the gigantic volcanic ash cloud spreading over Europe the Jolly Green Giant some how got lost and wound up in the Sea of Japan accidentally stepping on the dwelling place of the fabled Japanese Dragon monster Godzilla.

The rumblings must of infuriated the the giant lizard because the two are now face to face in what seems to be some sort of mixed martial arts battle to the death.

Tsunamis are being reported as far away as Hawaii and cooked spinach as far away as Mongolia. The United Nation security council is demanding Japan put a stop to the battle Immediately.Japan has refused to comply.

Germany is Accusing Japan of showing favoritism towards Godzilla and is now sending an envoy to the region which includes fighter jets to make sure there is no fowl play from the Japanese.

Germany insist this was an accident. The Japanese are refusing to comment.

President Obama fears this could spark a wider conflict between the two nations and other area monsters if it is not stopped.

Produce stocks as well as lighter fluid are going through the roof and the gambling on the event around the world seems to be out of control.

Eye witnesses are saying it's about a draw thus far, although Godzilla seems to be gaining the upper hand. The Jolly Green Giants head is on fire and is being cooked as we speak.

It is being reported that people are fleeing in droves and the entire area is engrossed with the stench of burnt cabbage.

New Guinea has been contacted in an attempt to summon King Kong to try to put a stop to the colossal battle, the rational being The giant Ape loves vegetables and since his prior confrontation with Godzilla the two have since become good friends.

New Guinea's prime-minister Michael Somare has said there having problems finding Blond headed women under 60 to volunteer to visit Kong Island to draw Kong out again after the last fiasco.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is on-route to the area and is appealing for calm from the two nations and has stated she is worried about any involvement from other monsters native to the area including Mothra and Gammra.

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