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Thursday, 15 April 2010

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Kermit the Frog has jumped into the election debate and told people he is supporting the Green Party at the election.

"If any of these reds or blues come to your door canvassing tell them to hop it, the green party is the party for me and all frogs we like green.

Party leader Caroline Lucas welcomes Kermit's support today as she outlined the Green Party's policies which include the creation of a million new jobs.

Just before Kermit, left he explained that with the millions of frogs, there are if only frogs had a vote, then we could get enough votes to beat these Labour Voting Lemmings, who shoot themselves in the foot every election by voting for these Labour Rogues.

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