Rome Italy - Faithful onlookers where shocked today when Pope Benedict fired two anti aircraft missiles from his "Pope mobile" today at would be assassins.
Apparently the Pope was tipped off from insiders of the exact location of the assailants where he then used state of the art heat seeking radar to locate the two men.
His Pontificatedness took quick decisive action using the newest laser guided missile technology and obliterated the entire building where the would be assassins were holed up.
The pope stated that he has had a rough week with the latest scandels facing the church and it felt good to let off some steam
A new bumper sticker has been created to commemorate the incident that reads:
Don't Fuck with the POPE.