Written by SPECTRUM
Print this

Tuesday, 13 April 2010

image for Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Colonel's Chicken

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart like Colonel Sanders, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and always try to find a branch when they are on location filming. "I just love the Colonel,s Chicken" said Pattinson who is currently working on the Movie Bel Ami.

The Colonel who gave us Kentucky Fried Chicken, was actually penniless at the age of 65, when he retired after running a restaurant, for many years.

When he received his first months pension, the Colonel, decided sitting around was not for him and he decided to try and get backing for his Fried Chicken Recipe.

So the Colonel convinced people to invest in his fried Chicken Recipe and that's how Kentucky Fried Chicken was born, well it wasn't actually born it had to be dead to put in the recipe but you know what I mean.

Always remember that even if you are a Colonel, and you are broke at 65 you can still be a success.

Make SPECTRUM's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 4?

3 25 20 11
47 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more