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Wednesday, 7 April 2010

image for Global warming a hoax! Chinese refrigerator manufacturers behind the ruse.
Ching Wong wore a new hat to his trial just in case.

Investigators have worked almost 16 months in a daring undercover operation, proving without a shadow of a doubt. that global warming is a true hoax.

Chief investigator Myron Handy laid out the proof submitted by a cadre of international scientists proving the elaborate global warming ruse was the work of a Chinese refrigerator manufacturer who hoped to cash in on large profits from fear mongering.

Ching Wong, owner of The People's Appliances,or TPA,, was arrested today, given a fair, but speedy trial, then executed by a lethal 9mm bullet to his head. Wong did not request an aspirin, but did request they pull the brim of his hat down low to hide the bullet hole. The funeral was scheduled for that evening.

The whole sordid affair came to light after ex-vice president Al Gore pushed for an appliance rebate system from the Obama administration, in which, retailers would take old appliances in trade and consumers would get a rebate of up to $150.00 for a new TPA refrigerator manufactured in China with an 'official' Al Gore Green Seal of Approval sticker affixed to the front. The sticker has a bloated, but happy looking photo of Al Gore eating a bag of granola.

Al Gore still firmly believes the Earth is warming, and advises patriotic citizens to try one of his Al Gore Anti-Global Warming air conditioners. The emphatically insists these are made in Korea, but failed to mention north or south.

The Wong family was sent an invoice by the Chinese State for sixty-five cents covering the cost of the 9mm cartridge.

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