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Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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Whistlers Brother

Susan Boyle who is known as a singer has been comparing herself to Whistlers Mother, the oil painting which was done by the American born painter James McNeill Whistler in London in 1871. He must have had the worlds ugliest Mother mind you that Gordon Brown's so ugly he could easily stand in as Whistlers Brother.

Subo has the smile of the Mona Lisa, but unfortunately the face of Whistlers Mother, and no amount of make up is going to change that.

Rolf Harris has been asked to do a portrait of Susan Boyle as Whistlers Mother or the Mona Lisa.

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